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看了爱死机S01E17,是改变设定形成六条时间线的希特勒的故事,剧集最后提出一个有趣的建议:
Now it’s your time to make history: LINCOLN SHOOT FIRST
突然觉得有点意思,于是自己也模仿前六条写了一小段🤪,本来想着要不要模仿前面的拍个登月图,但是懒得弄,算了。
Episode 17 - “ALTERNATE HISTORIES”
TIME LINE 1
Death scenario: Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts
Result:
- World War Ⅰ proceeds
- The Weimar Republic begins late
- World War Ⅱ delayed until 1948
- US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952
- Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, 1969
TIME LINE 2
Death scenario: Killed by run-away horse-drawn wagon filled with bratwurst
Result:
- Vienna passed tough horse-drawn vehicle laws prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles
- Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse
- World War I proceeds
- Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances
- The ‘30s worldwide depression averted
- Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958
TIME LINE 3
Death scenario: Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin (Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin-encasing weapon developed by the Russian aristocracy)
Result:
- The gelatin-encasing weapon is subsequently used to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas Ⅱ
- World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand
- World War I quickly ends in 1915
- Russia becomes sole superpower
- Vladimir Putin, first real man on the moon, 1988
TIME LINE 4
Death scenario: Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes
Result:
- The prostitutes are all arrested, only to be revealed as libidinous travelers from a very sexy parallel dimension who teach the Viennese their multi-dimensional ways of astro-pleasure
- Janine Lindemulder, first woman on the moon, 1969
TIME LINE 5
Death scenario: Killed by a meteor strike square on the head (The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth. It makes impact a few hours later)
Result:
- Humanity wiped out, along with 98% of all species
- A society of rats rises, evolves, becomes a perfect democracy only to discover nationalism and develop weapons of mass destruction, which work as intended, destroying the world again…
- Allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization
- Gluugsnergluug First squid on the moon 2,973,412
TIME LINE 6
Death scenario: Caught in the crossfire between time-traveling anti-Nazis sent to back to kill him and time-traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination (finally saved by his future self, Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel: “Never touch your doppelganger”)——Killed by spacetime paradox
Result:
- Causality loop annihilates time and space and destroys all life in the universe
Now it’s your time to make history: LINCOLN SHOOTS FIRST
模仿剧集虚构了一段历史,剧情纯属虚构 如有雷同 纯属巧合
Death scenario: Lincoln found Booth first and noticed his gun. He pulled out his sidearm and shot Booth first.Booth shot back while that shot missed and the bullet hit Mary Todd Lincoln’s heart.Mary Todd Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth died at the scene.
Result:
- The Republican Party becomes the only party, the Democratic Party was dismissed
- World War Ⅰ proceeds, Republic of China take control of Japan and Korea
- World War Ⅱ delay until 1957, Nazi Germany, Kingdom of Italy and U.S. form the Axis Powers and defeated by Anti fascist Alliance
- The People's Republic of China changes from socialism to capitalism and becomes sole superpower
- Jimmy Huang, first man on the moon, 1998🤪
- 作者:Jimmy Huang
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