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看了爱死机S01E17，是改变设定形成六条时间线的希特勒的故事，剧集最后提出一个有趣的建议：

Now it’s your time to make history: LINCOLN SHOOT FIRST

突然觉得有点意思，于是自己也模仿前六条写了一小段🤪，本来想着要不要模仿前面的拍个登月图，但是懒得弄，算了。

Episode 17 - “ALTERNATE HISTORIES”

TIME LINE 1

Death scenario: Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts

Result:

World War Ⅰ proceeds

The Weimar Republic begins late

World War Ⅱ delayed until 1948

US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, 1969

TIME LINE 2

Death scenario: Killed by run-away horse-drawn wagon filled with bratwurst

Result:

Vienna passed tough horse-drawn vehicle laws prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles

Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse

World War I proceeds

Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances

The ‘30s worldwide depression averted

Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958

TIME LINE 3

Death scenario: Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin (Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin-encasing weapon developed by the Russian aristocracy)

Result:

The gelatin-encasing weapon is subsequently used to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas Ⅱ

World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand

World War I quickly ends in 1915

Russia becomes sole superpower

Vladimir Putin, first real man on the moon, 1988

TIME LINE 4

Death scenario: Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes

Result:

The prostitutes are all arrested, only to be revealed as libidinous travelers from a very sexy parallel dimension who teach the Viennese their multi-dimensional ways of astro-pleasure

Janine Lindemulder, first woman on the moon, 1969

TIME LINE 5

Death scenario: Killed by a meteor strike square on the head (The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth. It makes impact a few hours later)

Result:

Humanity wiped out, along with 98% of all species

A society of rats rises, evolves, becomes a perfect democracy only to discover nationalism and develop weapons of mass destruction, which work as intended, destroying the world again…

Allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization

Gluugsnergluug First squid on the moon 2,973,412

TIME LINE 6

Death scenario: Caught in the crossfire between time-traveling anti-Nazis sent to back to kill him and time-traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination (finally saved by his future self, Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel: “Never touch your doppelganger”)——Killed by spacetime paradox

Result:

Causality loop annihilates time and space and destroys all life in the universe

Now it’s your time to make history: LINCOLN SHOOTS FIRST

Abraham Lincoln's Assassination

Who Was John Wilkes Booth? Lincoln at Ford's Theatre The Lincoln Assassination Lincoln's Death and Autopsy Lincoln's Funeral: A Nation Mourns John Wilkes Booth's Capture and Death On the evening of April 14, 1865, John Wilkes Booth, a famous actor and Confederate sympathizer, assassinated President Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theatre in Washington, D.C.

https://www.history.com/topics/american-civil-war/abraham-lincoln-assassination

模仿剧集虚构了一段历史，剧情纯属虚构如有雷同纯属巧合

Death scenario: Lincoln found Booth first and noticed his gun. He pulled out his sidearm and shot Booth first.Booth shot back while that shot missed and the bullet hit Mary Todd Lincoln’s heart.Mary Todd Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth died at the scene.

Result:

The Republican Party becomes the only party, the Democratic Party was dismissed

World War Ⅰ proceeds, Republic of China take control of Japan and Korea

World War Ⅱ delay until 1957, Nazi Germany, Kingdom of Italy and U.S. form the Axis Powers and defeated by Anti fascist Alliance

The People's Republic of China changes from socialism to capitalism and becomes sole superpower

Jimmy Huang, first man on the moon, 1998🤪

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Episode 17 - “ALTERNATE HISTORIES”

Now it’s your time to make history: LINCOLN SHOOTS FIRST

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